Submitted By: Sujan Ratna Bajracharya Order Order

A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order." The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I will have a scotch and soda."

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    Friendship

    DOSTI kis kaam ki...

    Jo wajood nahin wo hasti kis kaam ki,
    jo maza na de wo masti kis kaam ki,
    jahan dil na lage wo basti kis kaam ki,
    aur hum aap ko yaad na karen,
    to DOSTI kis kaam ki.

    Date Added: March 09, 2008
    Submitted By: Sujan

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    Sayari

    Chahat ne us ki...

    Hum ko gali me dekh kar khud ko chhupa liya,
    Jaane yeh dushmanon ne usse kiya sikha diya,
    Ghar us ne kiya banayea masjid k saamne,
    Chahat ne us ki hum ko namazi bana diya.

    Date Added: March 09, 2008
    Submitted By: Sujan

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    Clean Jokes

    I love you...

    U look so beautiful, I like ur color so much. I know ur taste, so sweet.


    When I get u near me, I feel wow.


    I cant live without u.


    I love you Tobler One.

    Date Added: February 21, 2007
    Submitted By: Sujan

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    Naughty Jokes

    Aahaa...

    Do ladka ladki aahaa


    Raat ke andhereme aahaa


    Jhadike pichhe aahaa


    Daba dabake aahaa


    Chus chuske aahaa


    Frooti Pe Rahethe

    Hahaha

    Date Added: September 28, 2006
    Submitted By: Pujan Malla

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    Love SMS

    I care

    U r in my thoughts n in my heart whereever i may go on valentines day id like to say i care more than u do. Happy Valentines Day my dear

    Date Added: February 21, 2007
    Submitted By: Sujan

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    Quotes

    Be happy

    Dont take life 2 seriously n always find time 2 laugh bcoz laughter not only adds years 2 life but adds more life 2 ur years.
    Be happy n take care.

    Date Added: February 21, 2007
    Submitted By: Sabit Shakya